iPad winner to be drawn on July 30.

There was the second part, which was the random iPad draw. That will be done on August 15.

The first one, proving slightly more difficult. Who’d have thought that the non-bogans would be scared off by a stunt like this? You know that scene in Cars, where every rusty, falling apart car was approaching Lightning? Yeah… I know it sounds snobby, but… if you wear reflective clothing and don’t have a proper career, I won’t be even considering you, let alone dating you. Sorry. If you can’t punctuate or spell, not interested. And no, I am not going to give them “a chance”. I left a man who was perfectly fine, in search of “the one”. Why the hell would I settle for some illiterate, classless dude from Girrawheen? Yeesh.

This whole experience has been like a dating site without the ability to block or ignore. Every idiot in town has misinterpreted the whole exercise as “I will settle for anyone” vs “here’s an incentive to introduce me to someone in my league”.

This stunt was not intended to be a billboard for every desperate bogan to think I am looking to marry anyone, just so I can be married. Yeesh. I am happy to never have another relationship again. But I want the right person for me… and… as it turns out… those who watch morning commercial TV are probably not my target audience…

If you’ve been too intimidated by the circus, it’s died down now and things are back to normal. Back to the usual working too much and the occasional date in the hope that I meet the right person. But geez, bogans, GO AWAY. You are too stupid for me. Thank you.